Jeff Whisenant's M-27 Awards and Bad Astronomy Page Gleanings of Astronomical Stupidity, Ignorance, Faux Pas, Bad Astronomy, and General BS Culled from the Tabloids, Government, Media, and the General Public M-27 is Messier Object number 27, a Planetary Nebula found in Vulpecula and commonly referred to as the Dumbbell Nebula. We present these awards to all deserving individuals and organizations when they act like dumbbells when it comes to astronomy, science, and the related politics. If you know of any acts of astronomical idiocy, please send your submissions to the link below and they will be included on this page. Remember: only you can stamp out astronomical illiteracy. E-mail Me at jafowiz@twave.net Not associated with Lucile Miller Observatory, or the Catawba County School System

Coming Soon! Pictures of telescopes pointed at the ground or backwards!

Quotes from Dan Quayle on Space and NASA
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit . . . Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
"...Buzz Lukens took that fateful step..." -- Vice President Dan Quayle confusing the sexual assaulter/Congressman with Astronaut Buzz Aldrin.

Hey, teacher, why does this picture of a silicon crystal doped with an arsenic impurity look like Linda Ronstadt?!
So, you think what they taught you about science in school is accurate? Check out Final Report, The David and Lucile Packard Foundation, Grant #1998-4248, Review of Middle School Physical Science Texts, John L. Hubisz, Ph.D. This is a rather lengthy and technical report about errors in science textbooks used in your tax supported school systems (and in private and home schools too). Garbage On = Garbage Out, we see it every day.

Hey, Where did the road go?!
From the Darwin Awards - August 11, 1999 Germany - A 42-year-old man killed himself watching a solar eclipse while driving near Kaiserslautern, Germany. A witness driving behind him stated that the man was weaving back and forth as he concentrated on the partially secluded sun, when he suddenly accelerated and hit the bridge pier. He had apparently just donned his solar viewers, which are dark enough to totally obscure everything except the sun.

And now, something good about Daylight Savings Time...
From the Darwin Awards - September 5, 1999, Jerusalem - The switch away from daylight savings time caused consternation among terrorist groups this year. At precisely 5:30 Israel time on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the untimely explosions. Three days before, Israel had made a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time in order to accommodate a week of Slihot, involving pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to "live on Zionist time. "Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set on Daylight Savings Time. The confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering to the terrorists their well-deserved demise.

What We Have Here Is...Failure to Communicate!
We present this award to NASA and JPL, and everybody else who was responsible directly or indirectly for crashing the Mars Climate Orbiter.  One group was using miles and the other was using kilometers.; Somehow, an orbit of 60 miles was interpreted as 60 kilometers, turning the Orbiter in to a $125 million meteorite.; Putting your tax dollars to work.

GASP! Evolution?! Don't you mean 'change over time?'
What's the scariest word in education today?; Not gun, not bomb, but of all things Evolution!  Many states have taken giant steps backwards to appease some very vocal groups who seem to have closed their mind concerning science.; These folks refuse to consider the responsible scientific views on the origin of the universe; favoring creation stories as absolute fact. To them, there can be no other views.; Kentucky has not dropped the teaching and testing of evolution, they now call it "change over time" .  A school district in Kentucky confiscated all the science books and glued together the pages discussing the Big Bang Theory. On balance, the state of Kansas has a more moderate school board and has restored scientific discussion to the classroom. This is an ongoing story, stay tuned.

God Will Get You for This
We recently heard a story from our friends in South Carolina concerning a recent Lunar eclipse.; It seems the eclipse was to occur on a Wednesday night.; Now, on Wednesday nights here in the Old South, one can not schedule anything because most of the people will be at a church meeting. When a local astronomy group publicized a Lunar Eclipse gaze for the Wednesday evening, an obviously uninformed person called and admonished: "How dare you schedule a Lunar Eclipse on a church night!" As purveyors of science, it is our duty to inform the public that WE do not schedule eclipses.; If anyone has a problem with the scheduling of an eclipse, they should go to church and pray to have it changed, because man does not control the Heavens.

They won't know the difference
Presented to WBTV Channel 3 in Charlotte, North Carolina for their coverage on Friday, October 10 of the bright meteor fall in the Southwest. In the tease before the story ran, they showed a graphic with a good picture of Comet Hale-Bopp with the caption "meteor". This legitimate media source knows better. Most of the time these folks do a fine job of covering the sky.

Ecliptic? What's an Ecliptic?
Presented to Exploring Outer Space by Gerald E. Duncan, Coles Publishing Co. Toronto, 1976, page 47. In talking about the constellation Orion, Duncan states, "Orion is just off the road of the Zodiac, but it is difficult to see how it escaped becoming one of the signs, as it is so outstandingly magnificent." Do you think the fact that the Sun does not pass through Orion has anything to do with it not being in the Zodiac?

The Current Time is 1,000,000,000 miles
Just before Christmas 1997, a television ad ran on the music video channels for Swatch Watches. The focus of the ad was How Long is a Lifetime? They showed people in various situations such as a woman in labor who said that a lifetime was nine months, and so forth. They showed Armstrong walking on the moon indicating that a lifetime was 1000 years. Then they screwed up the whole thing when they showed a girl looking through a telescope (dime store variety) and said that a lifetime was 1000 LIGHT YEARS! duh! We all know that a light year is a measure of DISTANCE not TIME. Maybe Swatch is making odometers now.

Save Yourself the Trouble of Reporting stuff from the Weekly World News. The whole thing is a giant M27 Award.

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